I am not married. The possible reasons for this are that I am socially awkward, I say stuff like ‘I don’t talk to strangers’ when out in the clubs, I don’t know more than one person my age who is married, and, Rihanna hasn’t decided to settle down (with me) yet. I have attended only…Read More Resist!
By Eric If you haven’t watched that video of Boniface Mwangi forcing an MPig who was driving on the wrong side of the road to reverse, then you are doing internet the wrong way. Something is wrong with you. We, as a country, are going through hard times that we have almost lost hope. Corruption…Read More Boniface Mwangi Unbounded and Other Short Stories
I called her at 2pm, and she was like ‘am brushing my teeth. Call me after a moment please.’ So after making a joke that I hoped she had not swallowed, I said I would call after 15 minutes. I don’t like calling people, I don’t like people calling me either. I prefer texts. Usually,…Read More EXPLAIN IT TO ME LIKE YOU WOULD TO A 5-YEAR OLD KID
One fascinating thing about life in the village is that everyone is law unto themselves. Totally. The constitution is a term they have heard about occasionally, but have absolutely no idea what it is about. Though once in a while, they let the law poke its nose into their businesses, halfheartedly just for a show.…Read More Nation of Anarchy
The mid 20s, a period that pop culture and my friends refer to as Quarter Life Crisis. Pop culture keeps on changing and my friends loosely use the term quarter life crisis to refer to occasions when they cannot afford a bottle of decent vodka or when one of us has been dumped by a…Read More The Mid 20s