It’s Okay To Have A Female Best Friend
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Well, I have a confession. I have a female best friend. For the last 8 years.
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Why Oliech Deserves To Be At Gor Mahia
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The only thing Oli has to do is to start working on his coaching credentials, for when his legs will no longer be able to do the talking. He shouldn’t give a shit about proving naysayers wrong. Even if he doesn’t score for us in 20 years, we will still scream his name every time he touches the ball. And when he will manage to score, every baby boy born on that day will be named after him. Okwabisecho! *drops keyboard*
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I love football. The only things I have ever loved more than football are my family, strong WiFi (because I get to watch football clips on YouTube), kuku choma and kuku deep fried. I live by Sergio Busquet’s mantra- football is better than sex. Go argue with your community husband. I watch football a lot.…
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Christmas Etiquette
December is here. It’s officially time that time of the year to pretend to be rich even if you have been struggling to pay your rent all year long and have been contemplating offloading your extra kidney. For the next one month, none of us is broke and struggling. Clubs that don’t normally charge entry…
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Plot 10 Chronicles
Being a man in Kenya is hard. Ugandans probably have it harder seeing as to how their president is always dressed like a one-man-guitar Mugithi musician and has a penchant for directing his security agents to pummel the nether regions of anyone who talks and/or writes smack about him. Tanzanians have it even worse. Their…
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