Life is a story to be written - Junior Elders

May 18, 2020 24 comments

Bitches Be Crazy

Relationships are crazy these days. And I have suffered in the hands of women. Not the kind of suffering that makes you want to run off to another country, change your identity, and start a new life altogether. Or worse, the kind of suffering that ends with you six feet under and the love of…

February 17, 2020 44 comments

The Witch

I was in church the other Sunday. I know this sounds like I’m not a frequent guest to the house of the Lord, but I’ve been to church more times this month than I was the whole of last year. Progress. Anyway, you’ve already known that I was in church. The sermon was nice, inspiring…

January 27, 2020 46 comments

Koito

Do to others as you would have them do to you. That is the Golden Rule Jesus whispered to his kitchen cabinet. They then passed the teaching on to us through the Holy Book. More often than not, this is solid advice. Well, except when someone is marrying your sister. In which case, treat them…

January 7, 2020 18 comments

Love Wins

I have very few friends. If I was to die today, my funeral would look like that of a 2-day old baby- nobody apart from the priest and family. Unless my family invites their friends, who in turn invite their friends who might have heard of my name. The few friends I have are much…

December 25, 2019 5 comments

Party Etiquette For Dummies And Social Misfits

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year. Thanks for sticking around. I hope the year kind has been kind to you, and if it wasn’t, you’ve survived your worst days thus far. Which counts for something Now, don’t go to a party if the host didn’t send you an invite. “Jamo ako na bash, tuendee,” is…