Life is a story to be written

January 7, 2020 4 comments

Love Wins

I have very few friends. If I was to die today, my funeral would look like that of a 2-day old baby- nobody apart from the priest and family. Unless my family invites their friends, who in turn invite their friends who might have heard of my name. The few friends I have are much…

December 25, 2019 0 comments

Party Etiquette For Dummies And Social Misfits

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year. Thanks for sticking around. I hope the year kind has been kind to you, and if it wasn’t, you’ve survived your worst days thus far. Which counts for something Now, don’t go to a party if the host didn’t send you an invite. “Jamo ako na bash, tuendee,” is…

October 7, 2019 3 comments

Your Mother-In-Law Might Not Be A Witch, After All

Knowing your partner’s blood type won’t improve the relationship between you and your mother-in-law, to be honest. You will still find a reason to treat each other with contempt. You will still have 99 problems with each other, but childbearing won’t be one of them.

September 12, 2019 0 comments

High School Never Ends

There are situations in life that are hard to explain. You are just aware that you are in a situation, but you didn’t see yourself get into it or notice the gradual change and series of events that led you there. You can’t even put your finger on the exact point things changed. One day…

August 28, 2019 0 comments

Alcoholics Anonymous

The time is 1 am. Junior Elder #2 can’t sleep. I haven’t been able to sleep before 4 am the entire week, but today I have an excuse for my insomnia. My lady neighbour is hosting over some two guys for drinks (I’m hoping it won’t turn into another Frank Wanyama and Alex Olaba case…